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-About Planet Comfort & Control-




"Actually I am born the June 21:st with 21 letters in my full name, and it was also the brightest day of the year (midsummer evening, but in the morning), and and my mother was chief of the hospitals "baby-borns" section, so she should be able to handle a birth. Now she is a retired Major from the Swedish Airforce HQ (Bureau Director). And my first given name has 6 letters and in the Swedish calender the 6:th of June is my name day, which gives the sixth month, the 6:th day, with 6 letters, which will be 6-6-6 (GGG) and that 6:th day is also the celebration day of the Swedish flag, so when I have my name day in the almanaq, there's a Swedish law that says you must raise the flag. And exactly that very same flag belongs to my children, and there's 7 of them. Not born here though. They have always existed. There's more... but that will DO for now!

Hi Ladies and Gentlemen! I got an enemy here, he is satan but presents himself as GOD in peoples heads, although he is just a creation gone real evil. And he can't create materia/matter. That is why God ain't creating so much.
If he says other to your brain than what I written here, don't listen!
Thought you needed my help here, so I blew up my home above Big Bang to get here! And I brought some friends too.

Mr. Machine/Herr Maskin, Magick (not spelled magic) HUM-HUM and some UFO-patrols. The list is actually quite long. The Holy Spirit.. et cetera. Her name is actually Jennifer and she is my wife since 60 BILLIONS of cool years. She was not so happy to spend our 60th anniversary here, though, but I bought her a whisky. Some real fine brand. Grattis A:lskling (igen).

YOURS! / UNCLE BIG BANG!

WELCOME TO HELL, DEAR CREATION!



Actually if you're a woman/human I'm kidding with you. Your mission here is to become expert in all aspects of life.

If something happen to you, I clip you 5 seconds before your death (you will not notice), and then you will sleep in a machine most of the time.
But there are evenings where we hang out together with living stars and such.
But I ain't letting you do a new run with a second body, until I am done with "certain Earthly missions". You shouldn't have to come so close to death twice.
I am battling someone here- but there's no Armageddon or third world war as some people in the past expected. I'm to powerful for that 'shit'.
But I can fix so you can suck a dick or something! :-S Crash your car maybe? Burn down your highschool? Love your wife forever?
(ME) Personally, you know he presents himself as God in ones head, so I ended up with praying to satan or the demon for a spaceship bigger than the Universe, but I didn't get none.

Are they out of stock? / *laughs* UNCLE BIG BANG with friends!



Wonderline: Can I make some friends in this world? People don't seem to know when 'the demon' runs them over. Until after.
Let me give you a practical example: The best way for a ghost to survive 'and do it's shit', are if people would say "there is no ghosts" !
Trust me on this one: Jesus thought it was "heavy" to get a Roman spearhead through his torso, hanging on the cross.
Good Night! See y a'!
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